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JOKE 1: A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walks up to a hot dog vendor, hands him a twenty dollar bill, and says, “Make me one with everything.”
JOKE 2: The vendor pockets the money, and hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after gobbling down the dog, asks for his change. The vendor looks at him and says, “Change comes from within.” With a wistful smile, the monk walks away.
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