My Future Husband Sufjan Stevens’ Creepy Christmas Video, Björk Gets Weird In The Sand, And Gold’s Never Looked Better

by • November 13, 2012 • Music, VideoComments (0)3445

Sufjan Stevens (one of my Future Husbands) just released this deliciously creepy video for “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” featuring a creepy Santa Claus, a creepy dog funeral, and a creepy tied-up clown.  As the years go on Sufjan continues to grow even weirder and sexier in everything he does.  Someday Sufjan, you and I will spend our own Christmas together — baking cookies in the shape of your perfect bum, hanging candy canes off your perfect nipples, and dipping your perfect ___________ in a ______ full of __________.  It’s all part of Sufjan’s new Christmas album Silver & Gold which you can pick up via iTunes and stream for free by CLICKING HERE.

Nobody loves Björk more than yours truly, which is why I’m willing to forgive the shit stains that covered nearly every song on her last album Biophilia.  But what she lacks in music these days, she makes up for in style.  For her newest video “Mutual Core”, the Queen of Iceland has teamed up with director extraordinaire Andrew Thomas Huang (if you don’t know who Andrew is you absolutely MUST CLICK HERE).  Andrew’s continued obsession with sand is fused with Björk’s song which is all about tectonic plates.  To be honest, I had to press mute on this cold mess, but the visuals are definitely gorgeous.

And filmmaker Gustavo Lopez Mañas is the genius behind this love letter to the color gold.  Starring model Patrycja Gacka, this is 60 seconds of pure gold in more ways than one, but for some reason the only thing I could think of while watching it is what Sufjan would look like dipped in the starring role instead of what’s-her-face.

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