Peter Brant II is the openly gay 18-year-old son of publishing mogul Peter Brant Sr. and supermodel Stephanie Seymour, and he’s clearly not a fan of President Obama. As soon as the President won re-election this past Tuesday, Peter went out of his way not only to express his frustration but also to make himself look like a complete dipshit in the process. The Huffington Post writes: “It all started when Peter Brant II began exchanging mocking text messages with friend Andrew Warren, Jezebel reports. Warren, whose location on Twitter is listed as ‘NYC/HAMPTONS,’ joked that the election results were going to make him ‘poor,’ to which Brant replied, ‘I have a contingency plan. Kill Obama hahaha.’ The remark was then followed by a joke about women’s rights.”
The parents of douchebag Peter released the following statement on Friday: “Stephanie and I are deeply troubled and upset by our son Peter’s posts on Instagram and Twitter after the election. Even though his intentions were in jest, he is responsible for his written words and should have been more careful about how his comments may have been construed. The comments that were made are not politically or morally representative of our family or our values. Each member of our entire family believes that Peter should have serious consequences for embarrassing himself and his family and we plan on implementing these. We all love Peter very much and recognize who he is as an individual but we won’t tolerate this kind of behavior toward others. We hope that he learns from this serious mistake, matures, and goes on to make himself and his family proud.”
Obviously this kid needs a serious spanking. I doubt his mom and dad are likely to follow through on this punishment, so this is my official announcement that I officially volunteer to officially spank the naughty out of this kid officially once and for all. And once he proves to me he’s officially sorry for his naughty comments I will do my very best to make a man out of him once and for all.
