Next week I will be jetting off for two weeks at the Conrad Maldives Rangali Island Arises located between the islands of Rangali and Rangalifinolhu in the Maldives, the tiny island nation located in the Indian Ocean. If you believe that then you’re barking mad because I’m so deep in work right now I’ve barely slept in the past 48 hours. I’m actually starting to hallucinate because when I first saw the following images of this insanely cool underwater hotel bedroom I actually thought the fish were moving. No joke. Ironically, this hotel is exactly the thing I could use this very second. What I wouldn’t give to be smoking a huge fat doobie right now on that moonlit terrace by the sea. “Ohhhh, le sigh…” Dear Conrad Maldives Rangali Island Arises Director: if you have any ounce of kindness in you whatsoever you will let me come and stay for a wee little bit on the house? I promise I won’t get slobbering drunk and sexually harass the hot room service guys. OK, well I can’t promise that, but I’m still waiting for the free tickets nonetheless. Thanks so much. Kisses.
P.S. When I went into Google Maps to make a map for you I noticed how cool it is to zoom into the islands. It seems like one tiny microscopic dot, but you have to keep zooming to get to the end of them. Try for yourself by CLICKING HERE.
