First comes the posting of this drunken man tumbling home after leaving a posh London awards dinner hosted by Stephen Fry at The Savoy Hotel, whereupon he fell over like a fool in front of guests including Sir Ian McKellen and Liam Neeson. Then comes the British tabloid The Sun running a feature story on the guy where they ask the world to contact them if anyone knows the man’s identity. Then comes a million bloggers posting the guy’s embarrassing drunken walk home. Next up, The Sun will most certainly track him down very soon and plaster his face around the world in various media. After that he will check himself into rehab, come out clean, become a poster boy for life transformation, get a reality show, become a millionaire, and live out his remaining years plagued by the scandals and tabloid foolery that comes with the reality lifestyle. I’m pretty sure that’s the typical pattern for men in his situation, right? Thought so.
