I would give anything to see the creators of South Park make another Team America-style film, this time in honor of the freakshow that is China’s leadership. Charlie Rose recently aired a brilliant roundtable where he gathered the world’s leading experts on Chinese governance for a discussion on the spectacle that just happend last week when China’s Communist party unveiled its new leadership. There’s no denying it now — China’s governing process is more fucked up than a meth-fueled swingers party in Willy Wonka’s basement. You will see why when you watch the roundtable in the link below, but personally I wish nothing more than for the people of China to grow a fucking brain and send these batshit crazy freaks of nature back to the dark ages where they belong. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 yuan.