Where was I on Halloween night? I was curled up in my duvet with the cold from hell, drinking chamomille tea with one hand and throwing water balloons at the best dressed costumes on the sidewalk below with the other (if I can’t party, then nobody can). And where was RADIOHEAD’s Thom Yorke on Halloween night? He was dressed up as DAFT PUNK and deejayed the amazingness that was the glitzy 8th annual MAROON 5 Halloween party thrown by my Future Husband Adam Levine and his boys at a Hollywood cemetery. Entertainment Tonight broke the story: “The creepy bash recalled MAROON 5 frontman Adam Levine’s recent stint on ‘American Horror Story’, taking place half inside a mausoleum, and half outdoors at Hollywood Forever Cemetery — the final resting place of stars including Rudolph Valentino, Douglas Fairbacks and Dee Dee and Johnny Ramone.” You can read the full deets at ETonline.com, and to see a photo of Thom in his DAFT PUNK costume behind the decks you can visit FACTmag.com. OK Adam, that does it. We’re fighting now. And you can forget about that whole tongue bath session we had planned for later tonight too.