If you want to read all the fancy-ass V8 horsepower bells and jingle lingo just hop over to FORBES for the full story. The only thing I have to say is: “I. WANT. ONE.” This is just too beautiful to deny. Somehow Porsche just keeps pumping out the most amazing designs and continues to leave everyone in the dust. Mercedes has lost their magic (although they seem to be getting it back: READ HERE), and BMW has become so predictable and mass-produced. Sure there’s Lamborghini and Ferrari, but those are for 60-year-old men with small penises. I must say, the 918 Spyder is has spun a web of envy and I am seriously trapped.