I remember earlier this year I was sleeping. Not just any kind of sleep, but that kind where you take a nap at 4pm and wake up at 10:30pm in a sort of Twilight Zone state of mind where you feel like you’ve been transported to another dimension. I awoke to the sound of “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved” by The Script coming from my TV; turns out it was a runway song for the Victoria’s Secret Show. Maybe it was the groggyness, but I literally felt like I was in Peter Pan’s Neverland and Heidi Klum was my magical fairy godmother. In my mind I was about as tall as a green bean and sitting proudly on Heidi’s shoulder as she strutted down the runway. Watching the clip now won’t do much for most people, but for me whenever I watch this I get taken back to that magical place where everytime Heidi Klum flaps her wings she makes all my dreams come true. It may also have been caused from mixing Ambien with too much Captain Morgan–I guess we’ll never know.
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